It really isn’t hard to walk into the grocery store and load up on items that will make your late night rendezvous deliciously exciting. All I can say is, don’t go to the store horny! First you begin at the door, by a large bottle of water, to get all your sexual juices flowing. Refreshing your mouth and hydrating your body will ensure your body has enough fluids’ to make giving head more enjoyable, and moisten your pussy just enough to turn your mind to the sexual side of everything. Also, drinking water will kind of throw off the hunger, so you wont spend all your money on food for dinner. Remember, food during foreplay must turn you and your partner on in more than one level, so if you know your partner doesn’t like chocolate, it will be very unfair to be the only one enjoying your fabulous foreplay don’t get it (unless you get something that they can use on you) it will be very unfair to be the only one enjoying your fabulous foreplay meal but not be satisfied- hence this idea is to be used only on those relation special nights. I would suggest this because simply, you don’t throw your pearls to the swine- if you know what I mean. But, back to the shopping at hand- think preparation. First, pick up baby wipes (50 ct is fine) disposable light weight rectangle (large) table cloth, candles, lighter, alcoholic beverage, just because I love you card, fondue set, incense, condoms, talc powder (because the plastic table cloth sticks without it). Now that you’ve got everything you’ll need to set up, give or take,) hell, add your own ideas) let’s get to the food! Begin with fruit- cause it’s sweet, (if you pick ‘em right) cool, and sensuous. Strawberries are great teasing instruments, especially for the clit. Bananas of course to tease and tantalize, just use your imagination, cherries, with the stems, grapes, peaches, pineapples. Dipping and sipping the cherries but keep them on the stems, grapes, cut them in half and play with the nipples, chill before serving J, peaches, and pineapples juices mixed with pussy juices and cum taste delectable, and a fresh slice of peach tickles the lips of the pussy. Okay, so that’s all great foreplay for here, now for her, now for him, rings of pineapples ate from around the shaft of the dick, grapes (same idea as for her), and peaches, but fruit play with men may be pretty limited, but if you move further down the aisle, you’ll see dips and sauces that’ll be his favorite foreplay. Don’t be afraid to select strawberry glaze, chocolate dipping sauce, caramel dip and any other fruit topping your local grocery store may have in stock. Wonderful things can happen when you experiment with temperatures of sauces, warm or cool, alternating with the tongue’s temperature, or the cool touch of a fingertip. (Just keep in mind that when using these to be a pain freak keep the temperature of your products warm, and have ea cool rag (or baby wipes) ice, and room temperature water easily accessible. Also, know that these sauces, dips and fruit are for external use and can cause terrible yeast infections, bladder problems, and UTI’s so don’t be in a hurry to jump on that beautifully sculpted chocolate covered dick! You’ll regret it in the morning- I swear. These are for licking, tickling, no penetrating, intercourse with food is extremely hazardous and could kill you unless you are willing to use a condom over a cucumber or pickle… but we’ve not gotten there yet. If using fondue, allow drops of warm, not hot, liquid to fall over your mans’ body, followed by a small piece of ice, which should be followed up with your tongue. This is a technique and skill that gets better with practice, it’s almost flowing sort of like a multitasked massage, practice on your arm (no shame, practice makes perfect) before trying it on him until you get it to a level of comfort and try getting edible candle wax too… have fun, make your own routine, and make sure you have something for the entire body, every erogenous zone has, plan a fruit, or sauce routine for it. Be wild, be adventurous, be daring, but know you and your partners limitations. If your partner and you don’t get down the same (you’ve got to do more than shop for food…) purchase things for their area of play, it is very important to excite your partner as well as yourself, but you also must ensure a relaxed a comfortable environment, depending on how comfortable you make that close minded partner they may surprise you and come out of that shell. Speaking of shells, don’t get that syrup that turns into a shell on top of ice cream, it doesn’t do well on anything else (trust me I know). Moving down the aisle you will see vegetables, and I will say that veggies are cool but unromantic, using the cucumber with a green condom, which can b e sued to orally or manually stroke in an d out of the pussy or where ever else she can take it is cool., but nothing about a potato says, “Fuck me” to me.  But you can take ranch and have fun with it too… (Cum shot anyone). Rolling down the aisle to the candy section, you must stop at the mints, pick up Altoids, any kind of your choice is fine) this can be used in oral pleasures for him and her. A little minty head goes a long way, just done forget to keep it hidden behind your tongue to minimize the warm sensation until you’ve worked your partner up to taking all of that “curiously Strong” flavor ‘to the head’, and if your’ lucky enough to run into pop rocks, get them, let them sit in your mouth to dull down the sharp edges, and give your man that awesome jawsome, that’ll really blow his mind. Now men, blow pops- the sour apple ones are great in giving head, not only do they taste great but if you lick the pop an rub it over the pussy lips and only insert the tip just a little, not too far, sugar now pain ad no pussy later) and lick it clean, you’ll notice the pussy tightens a little, because the pussy feels the same sensation as the mouth, but remember the rule is you must lick it clean.
Hershey Kisses melt easily at candle light, use this any where your imagination and tongue are willing to go. Cotton candy is yummy, and great for ass play, although not internally, and so are the sauces, just be careful. And just remember this is all foreplay don’t purchase anything that desn’t melt in your mouth- no excessive chewing, it could lead to unnecessary biting and like I say, if your man or lady isn’t a proven pain freak, now is not a good time to find out. Rolling M&M’s along the shaft of the penis a wonderful trick but only do it lightly and orally with whole ones that aren’t chipped cause they could cut, this requires genius head skills and a very steady tongues, all I can say is practice makes perfect. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup at the base of the dick will make deep throating rewarding and as it melts, don’t forget about the new flavor as it becomes a topping for the chocolate covered balls, ladies this mess is to be cleaned thoroughly orally. That’s enough of the candy aisle, I’ll give away all my secrets, so let’s go to the frozen food aisle, and stop at the obvious whipped cream. This American favorite topping can go anywhere but inside and can easily accompany and fruit or easily be the counteracting sensation to anything hot. On the neck nipple clit, dick, balls, inner leg behind the knee, heel ankle or toes, this stuff is just that good it goes anywhere. Stop at pies and I swear warmed sweet potato pie and have it eaten off of your clit. Try apple too, take the warm slices and lay it so that it stands between the pussy lips, top it with some caramel topping and just a dab of whipped cream. Lay on the bed with your legs spread with strawberry slices over your thighs and chocolate snow caps on your nipples, a Listerine strip in your mouth along with some pop rocks. Have a sign saying Apple Pie Ala Me, and watch what happens. Sweetie, I swear when he rubs that warm apple slice up and down your pussy lips and the cool sensation of the cool whip mixes with his tongue on your clit, tears of joy may form. And when he’s eaten all of his dessert, throw him back and let your mouth do the work, arousing his senses and don’t forget his balls, he will be floored, and the wonderful part is that you haven’t even had sexual intercourse yet- but it’s cumming! So now is the time to pick up the ice cream, ice, your and don’t forget the sprinkles, the cigarettes, swisher sweets or Phillies cause tonight, honey, you are going to have more than enough to smoke over!!!

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